I will take your kind, gentle words into sincere consideration…but I regret to inform you that I personally cannot grow anything close to an actual patch of masculine hair on my delicate, feminine face. I can fashion myself a faux-moustache in your honor, though.
Dear whomever wrote the screenplay for ‘The Tourist’:
I guessed all of the major (and minor) plot twists correctly in the first 5 minutes. This means your storytelling is translucent, predictable, and all-around sucks.
However, I enjoyed Johnny Depp in striped pajamas.